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MONG ALERT: Idiot Dressed As Moron Tries To Rob Bank

Criminals fall in to two categories for me. First up are the ones that are thoughtless buffoons who will violently scramble over anything or anyone to get a buck. If someone is maimed in the process...

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4 Songs With Criminal Undertones

When we listen to songs, whether it be on the radio, on our iPods, mobile phones or from some other cunt on public transport, we don’t necessarily delve in to what they are really about, unless we...

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FBI Employees In Sexy Scandal And Much Much More

Anyone who’s worked in a small company, or even some larger companies will have seen people massively taking the piss; whether it’s spitting in the boss’ coffee, leaving a log under the desk or simply...

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Shop Owner Knocks Out Robber With Baseball Bat (Video)

If there’s one thing we enjoy, it’s seeing justice being served. A pair of would-be robbers storm into this jewellery shop armed with crowbar and knife. Everything seems to be going to plan until the...

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Attempted Robbery Goes Wrong When Thief Gets Thrown Out Of Window

A smooth execution, this was not. The thief winds up being launched out of the window, shattering his bones on the street below and scarpering in terror. Good thing his mate on the bike waited for him:...

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A Few More Disturbing Facts About Sign Language Guy

Where are all you clowns who were rushing to stand up for this guy when we called him a psychotic loon the other day? Turns out he’s been charged with theft, rape AND murder in the past. Yeah, no...

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VIDEO: Prison Officer Slams Inmate’s Head Into The Wall

Not as messed up as the prison guard vs inmate video we posted yesterday (that did turn into a murder after all), but still pretty messed up. The prisoner does seem to have given the officers a bit of...

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VIDEO: Thief Tries To Rob Bus Full Of People At Gun Point, Fails Miserably

What kind of idiot thinks he’s so untouchable that he can rob a crowded bus full of people? This guy fully deserves to get stomped into oblivion with his face squashed against the grimey bus floor. PS...

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Watch This Woman Age Over 10 Years In Police Mugshots

A 34-year-old Florida woman who was first arrested 10 years ago and most recently in December 2013 – and a whole bunch of times in between – has had her police mugshots released and they provide a...

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Most Brutal Execution Methods #1: Blowing From A Gun

I suppose that being executed is always going to be a brutal exercise, you are killing someone after all. But in this series I will pick out some of the more impressively severe methods I can find and...

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VIDEO: 16-Year-Old Gets Life Sentence After Rappelling Down Side Of...

Can’t help but think that this kid’s talents are being completely wasted by locking him up for life, but I guess rules are rules – if he’s rappelling down buildings and stealing bright yellow Lambos at...

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VIDEO: Superman Stands By And Watches As Thief Smashes Up Police Car In Broad...

Good on this news station for exposing Superman for the faker that he is. That’s the real scoop from this story. Guy’s running off and hiding while this thief smashes up a police car and jacks a laptop...

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Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #5

As a closed country, no information gets into North Korea (DPRK) easily but at the same time very little gets out. The UN’s recently released human rights report compiled from interviews with hundreds...

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Twitter User Arrested After Offering To Shoot People For 100 RTs

How thick/desperate for RTs are people these days? They’ll literally do anything for more followers and retweets. This moron – a 20 year old dude named Dakkari Dijonn McAnuff (pictured above) – posted...

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Did Facebook Graffiti Artist David Choe Admit To ‘Raping’ Masseuse On Radio...

Who is David Choe again? He’s the dude who decorated the Facebook offices with graffiti years back and opted for shares as payment instead of cash. That was probably the wisest decision of his life,...

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VIDEO: UK Police Dog Bites Man’s Head During Arrest

This is from an incident in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, last Saturday. Police were called to the Regent Street area of the town and somehow, while one officer had already restrained the suspect on the...

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VIDEO: Biggest Piece Of Shit Ever Punches Pregnant Woman In Mobile Phone Shop

Hate to sound like a Daily Mail reader on this one but let’s just seriously skip the fair trial and juries on this one just throw this guy in jail right now. Everything you need to know about this...

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Ice T Releases Song ‘Talk Shit, Get Shot’: Grandson Promptly Arrested For...

Here’s why you shouldn’t always listen to granddad – the grandson of gangster rapper Ice-T has just been arrested on manslaughter charges after shooting his room-mate weeks after Ice-T released a song...

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Burglar Breaks Into Man’s Home And Smokes His Dead Wife’s Ashes

Alabama man Philip McMullen returned home from an out of town trip to find someone had broken into his house through a window. A whole bunch of items were missing, as you might expect from a burglary,...

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Policeman Asks To See Man’s Driving Licence, Shoots Him When Tries To Reach...

In footage even more disturbing than the time that Somerset police dog bit a man on the head while he was being arrested, here’s a clip showing a South Carolina cop shooting a man as he reaches for his...

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